Jesus can go to Hell
and come back.
He did, you know.
Not me though.
If I take the journey there,
it's a one-way trip,
no comin' back
for me.
But He did it
when we nailed Him
to a sturdy wooden cross
poked Him with a spear
and killed Him dead,
He went straight
to the depths of Hell
and came back,
and everybody knows the rest:
because He did,
I don't have to.