the

mindworm's

liesurework

page

for a modest fee, I will gladly:

* sleep

Actually, this page is still under construction, which means in this case that I need to shoot a handfull of digital photos to post here for illustrative purposes...as if they would really make a difference. I mean, were you going to send me large sums of money until you noted that I have no photos of me in a drunken stupor or getting the cat drunk on warm beer or teaching young children to win at Poker by cheating?

* eat

* swill beer

* laugh at your jokes

* watch your kids & teach 'em some

really bad habits . . .

at no extra cost, I will most willingly . . .

belch, fart, yawn, snore, sing, snort, give you back the beer I've drunk

If you'd like to eat some pretty good stuff,

click here to

check out these old familiy recipes for free.