KARATE ANT

Ain't no ant can karate me.

Why, I'd shout, "Fu Wa! Chi!"

And take the stance - and them ol' ants

would have to flee.

No ol' spider'l ever do

on me her Tai Kwan Do.

I'd knot her legs and squash her eggs,

and she'd just have to go.

No Kung Fu flea do tricks on me

'Cause I'd and stomp him but good

and beat him with sticks and chop him like wood

and he'd have to rabbit as fast as he could.

I've seen all the Bruce Lee flicks

and every Kung Fu show on TV,

and . . . "Ow!"

A Martial Arts Mosquito

just bit me!

petefreasoctober1994